Fun trivia

Submitted by dbcollies on Tue, 2006-01-17 09:06

OK. I don't normally do these, but I have to admit that I had fun with this.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dwayne Bailey!

Baskin Robbins once made Dwayne Bailey flavoured ice cream.
Dwayne Bailey is the world's largest rodent.
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Dwayne Bailey.
Dwayne Bailey will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42Â°C!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Dwayne Bailey.
Dwayne Bailey is worth his weight in gold - literally.
A thimbleful of Dwayne Bailey would weigh over 100 million tons!
Dwayne Bailey can smell some things up to six miles away.
It's bad luck to whistle near Dwayne Bailey.
Dwayne Bailey can turn his stomach inside out.

Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Wendy Bailey.
Worldwide, Wendy Bailey is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Wendy Bailey, and 400 times smaller.
Wendy Bailey can live for up to a week without a head.
The Wendy Bailey-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Wendy Bailey-fights take place there every day.
You should always open Wendy Bailey at least an hour before drinking her.
US gold coins used to say 'In Wendy Bailey we trust'.
In Chinese, the sound 'Wendy Bailey' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Wendy Bailey Head!
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Wendy Bailey, and frequently rise to the surface for air.

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Katie Bailey would be as small as a pea.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Katie Bailey at least three times a week.
The most dangerous form of Katie Bailey is the bicycle.
During severe windstorms, Katie Bailey may sway several feet to either side.
It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Katie Bailey!
Katie Bailey was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Katie Bailey.
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Katie Bailey.
If you drop Katie Bailey from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
Over 2000 people have now climbed Katie Bailey, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

Antarctica is the only continent without Rahel Beuchel.
Worldwide, Rahel Beuchel is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Rahel Beuchel!
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Rahel Beuchel!
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Rahel Beuchel would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
Rahel Beuchel is 984 feet tall.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Rahel Beuchel!
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Rahel Beuchel would be as small as a pea!
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Rahel Beuchel.
The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Rahel Beuchel.

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Submitted by ree (not verified) on Tue, 2006-01-17 20:06

ok, i have to stop reading those right now... i'm at work and might get in trouble if i keep giggling under my breath!

those are hilarious!